once there was a man, he was mowing his lawn when his cat jumped in front of the mower and got it's tail cut off. his neighbor was there to witness it, and when the man picked up the cat and the severed tail he asked "whacha doing herman?" "takin' him to wal-mart," came the reply. "why would you do that" asked his puzzled neighbor. (remember this is in redneck southern Arkansas) "i heard they were the greatest re-tailers in the country!" was the reply.
two muffins were baking in an oven, one of the said "whew, its hot in here." the other one promptly cried "ah! a talking muffin!"
i finally finished 'a tale of two cities', by charles dickens, and when asked by my teacher what was at the end of the story i replied "a period."
i was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
one night i had a dream i was a muffler, when i woke up i was exhausted.
when fish travel in schools they often take da-bait.
writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
(y'all with love this. . .) i met a man who said "i know a man who has a wooden leg, his name is smith." "great" i replied, "what's the name of his other leg?" (. . .if you've seen mary popins.)
i can think of a million more jokes to write out, but kwinn is pressing me to come a watch a movie with him, so ttfn!
Ky
hahaha :) niiiccceee.
ReplyDelete(no offense to any blondes. i like blondes. but i like blonde jokes, too)
what does a blonde say when she looks into a cheerio box?
"wow! a bunch of donut seeds!" :)
blessings,
anna :)
lol I love these! Have you heard the one that's like:
ReplyDeleteThere were two atoms talking to each other. One says 'I think I lost a few electrons.' the other one's like, 'Are you sure?' the first one says 'Yup, I'm positive.'
Yeah, I know its really dumb :)
Btw, did you really have to make fun of Arkansas in the first joke?? I hear enough Arkansas jokes from Nick and his friend..
Arkansas jokes are the best! I can't believe you don't like 'em.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to do some more jokes today.
Ky